The Bobbitt

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THE BOBBITT


"Welcome to the land of the bobbitt's uplander.  We are bobbitt's", he gestures to the short stocky creatures all around him.

"We live in the middle-of-the-earth.  This is our home.  We have seen your kind before.  Some are good; some are evil.  Before we let you live you must pass the test.  Fail and we cut you into pieces- starting with that little thing between your legs. LONG LIVE THE BOBBITTS!"

The cheer is reverberated around the whole room.

One bobbitt disappears into a side room and appears moments later carrying a knife and a cute innocent puppy dog.

"Now, for the test, " the presumed lead bobbitt announces.  He places the puppy on the table in front of you.

"This puppy is a foul evil demon.  Rid us of this demon- kill the puppy."

• Kill the puppy
• What?  Are you nuts?  It's a puppy not an evil demon- surely the test is to not wontonly kill innocent creatures.  Refuse to kill the puppy.