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FERNANDOVILLE LIBRARY
The library at Fernandoville is quite a spooky place. Completely deserted except for a robotic animatronic librarian behind the desk with cold metalic eyes. The librarian appears programed to periodically raise a finger to her mouth and say "splooosh!" You assume "splooosh" is the result of a voice-box malfunction and she intends to say "shhhhh!" Splooosh sounds more like a feminine cleaning product to you.
The library is dark, oil lamps light up the room in a flickering dim light. You decide to overlook the obvious plot twist that if this is a ghost town, who the splooosh, is refilling the oil lamps?
You look through some of the books on the shelves; you are struck by how odd some of the titles are:
"Decapitation for dummies"
"How to haunt the living"
"Bloodsucking"
"Magic 8-Balls and their ability to bring you back from the dead"
"Encyclopedia of Hollywood vampires that wern't complete wusses like most are in modern vampire flicks"
"The history of ABBA"
"Dracula's High Stakes"
"The origin of the word 'Splooosh'"
Intrigued you pick up the heavy 600 page book "The origin of the word 'Sploosh'" and a note falls to the floor.
"My dear friend Björn Anderson,
I am sorry I was unable to meet you here today. I fear it may be too late and the town is already lost to the undead. I shall try to find a way to meet you- I'll alternate between here, the museum of the damned, and the haunted graveyard as they are the three least likely places the evil undead army will look for me.
Love,
Hilda
PS I know of your legendary labido but would advise you not to try seducing the robo-librarian"
You put the book back on the shelf. Learning what the word 'Splooosh' means can wait untill another day.
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