Killing the Bobbitt's puppy

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KILLING THE BOBBITT'S PUPPY


What a sweet little puppy.  What wide mournfull eyes.  The puppy's tail wags pleasantly as it looks at you giving a playfull bark.

Summoning up all the strength you have you lift your knife and....

Oh you foul person.  I hope you die a million deaths for what you did to the poor innocent puppy.

The Bobbitt's are pleased though- they are whooping and cheering and singing something that sounds like Chiquitita.


"Congratulations!"  the head Bobbitt tells you "you have passed the test- you have slain that foul evil demon before it transformed and slayed you.  "Now, how can I help you?"

• "I want to know who I am; can you help me discover my true purpose?"
• "I want adventure, got any tasks or missions I can complete?"
• "How do I get back to the surface?"
• "Do you have any more puppy's I can kill?"